It was late. Mark heard the yelling, and went upstairs to check.
Sarah was having a nightmare. He woke her up.
“Daddy, daddy,” she cried. “THERE’S CORN INSIDE IT!!”
And she went back to sleep.
?
It was late. Mark heard the yelling, and went upstairs to check.
Sarah was having a nightmare. He woke her up.
“Daddy, daddy,” she cried. “THERE’S CORN INSIDE IT!!”
And she went back to sleep.
?
1 | Leah
I bet you anything she was dreaming about having a poop. Kids ALWAYS notice when there’s corn in their poop…don’t they?
2 | Leah
Really, does no one have anything to add to my poop post? I’m very surprised. Why is it that corn nibblets don’t get digested? Discuss amongst yourselves.
3 | me
Leah – to tell you the truth this never even crossed my mind. I’m not sure why, because the last 5.5 years have been full of poop too.
RE: the corn issue.
I think this may be a suitable starting point:
http://www.modernman.com/forums/DCForumID31/77.html
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