You’ll have to imagine the audio here. Sarah was wailing COUCHY! COUCHEEEEEEE! when she realized our couch was being heaved into the back of a truck.
“It’ll come back Sarah,” I said as I wiped her tears away. “And it’ll be nicer than ever.”
She thought about this.
“Will it have hearts on it?”
Hearts? Clearly her idea of a nice couch isn’t exactly the same as mine. She is, after all, four years old.
“No Sarah, it won’t have hearts. But you wait and see. It’ll be great.”