It started with the neck. I tipped my head backwards on a kiddie ride and hurt it.
Then, I got a cold.
NOW I have pinkeye (in both eyes), a cough that would wake the dead, a stuffy nose, and my body is purging itself of mucous that’s a shade of green I don’t want to even think about, much less write about.
I am tired. My brain isn’t working. And I’ve pretty much lost my voice.
I must be cursed.

