30 Nov, 2006
Internets. I have never needed you more than I need you now. HELP!
Posted by andrea tomkins in: Misc. life
ETA: the party is Saturday night!
I’m supposed to be working. WORKING. But I just realized two very important things.
1) Mark’s office Christmas party is this Saturday night. (Think: inside jokes, coworkers, a boss or two, prime rib, alcohol, DJ and disco lights … at an Italian banquet hall)
2)Â I have nothing new to wear.
3)Â They’re calling for freezing rain tomorrow.
Okay. That’s three. BUT I’M FREAKING OUT AND CANNOT COUNT, OKAY?Â
So help me internets. This is the dress I am thinking about wearing. It’s light. It’s swishy, but is it too much? Ultimately I’m worried about cleavage. Is this too much cleavage?
Here’s a full-length shot, but please DO NOT JUDGE MY LACK OF FOUNDATION GARMENTS or my five o’clock shadow!
Important: if you saw someone, say, a youngish looking lady like myself would you think:
a)Â trophy wife
b)Â tramp
c)Â babe-o-licious
d)Â I hate you bitch
e)Â [insert your own comment here]
I just realized a fourth thing:
WHERE IS MY DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE??>!!>!
p.s. don’t even ask me about footwear. I can’t deal with that right now.
Aaaaaargh. Over to you. HELP! And be honest!