Listen up.
My thirty-something-but-really-TWENTY NINTH birthday is coming up. Soonly! August 19th to be precise.
I am longing, truly, madly, deeply LONGING to ring the occasion in with a pair of roller skates. There is NO better gift for someone like me. See for yourself. I think I like these better than the previous pair I bid on… the ones I loved and lost. :(
Ebay. You are a fickle mistress.
My dear friends. Please tell me you love me… AND that you love me enough to contribute to my birthday roller skating fund. I will give you undying gratitude in return. (!)
Edited to add: I know we’re totally broke. I know there is money that needs to be spent elsewhere, but the skates are MINE now! BWA-HA HA! ;)

