The only thing I did last night was sip Bailey’s while watching the final episode of Martha Stewart’s apprentice. I won’t rail on about the show, but I will summarize by saying I watched this one (and the last) and realized that I know nothing about event planning, loathe event planning, and would suck at […]
Today mummy whipped up some sunshine eggs. It looks suspect, but received high praise (this however, coming from the girl who announced she loved “The Hungry Catepillar” book because it’s “all about food.”) Take one egg, scramble in bowl. Microwave for about one minute. Slice cheese and arrange in a ray-like formation around the sun. […]
I am not, nor have I ever been, a dainty sleeper. In fact, I frequently wake up in a puddle of my own drool. For some reason something happens to my nasal passages when I lie down, which also makes me a nighttime mouth breather… which is unpleasant for the poor sod lying next to […]