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04 Oct, 2006

Crusts: where do you stand?

Posted by andrea tomkins in: Misc. life|Recipes and Food

I bet Sarah is going to be pretty happy when she opens her lunchbox today.

I cut the crusts off of her ham and cheese sandwich. This is a first for me.

I remember going to a friend’s house for lunch when I was little. Grilled cheese sandwiches were on the menu. My friend complained about the crusts and his mom cut them off for him. I was puzzled. I had never heard of anyone not eating crusts. How bizarre! Isn’t the crust just a part of the bread? Why didn’t he want it?

Ever since my children were of toast-eating age I have refused to cut off their crusts. In my pre-child days I refused to become The Parent Who Caves in to Their Child and Cuts The Crusts Off the Bread. Only bratty kids would want that. It’s wasteful. And dammit, they should eat their crusts. DON’T THEY KNOW THERE ARE POOR CHILDREN IN INDIA WHO WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO EAT SOME CRUSTS?*

Emma is a crust eater. Sarah definitely is not. And there is no reasoning with her either.

It’s just a part of the bread! I say. It just got a little extra baking time! It’s exactly the same as the inside!

No, apparently it’s not.

ARRRRgh.

Every time our meal includes a bread product Sarah asks me if she has to eat the crusts. I sigh, and tell her that she has to eat as much as she can. And I leave it at that.

But this morning something in me decided to capitulate to the non-crust eating kid and I found myself trimming the bread in its pre-mayo stage. I think, bite for bite, she might actually end up eating more of her sandwich. And isn’t that’s what’s important here?

I don’t know where I read it, but some people keep the crusts for croutons (I have made homemade croutons before, and I do recommend trying it) or pulverize them to make breadcrumbs.

So I looked at the forlorn little unwanted crusts, nestled in the palm of my hand, and tossed them onto the lawn for the squirrels. Someone should enjoy them. It’s not like I can ship them to India.

What about you? What’s your  position on crusts?

* speaking of India. We just received the new World Vision Christmas catalogue in the mail. Buying a gift (or more correctly, making a donation) from it has become part of our Christmas tradition. We comb through the catalogue as a family, talking, deciding, and eventually making a purchase. Last year, after much deliberation we bought fruit trees. This year we might buy a few bunnies. (It’s funny that the girl who won’t eat crusts happily accepts the fact that the bunnies get eaten.)

I recommend you go check it out and do the same with your own family.

 


16 Responses to "Crusts: where do you stand?"

1 | hope

October 4th, 2006 at 10:43 am

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I came to visit because Siver Creek Mom sent me to look at the church, but I had a good laugh.
Crusts…. When we were kids our kitchen table had a ledge under it, just right for storing the unwanted bits. We would slide them down to the next child in lines spot at the table so we would not get the blame.
As for now, no big deal, eat em or not, just make sure the veggies are gone.
Enjoyed the visit, I’ll be back.

2 | Zhenia

October 4th, 2006 at 11:19 am

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Crusts are the best part of the bread! Well, good crusts are. My mom never cut off the crusts, but for about three months, while I was in the second grade, she would use a cookie cutter and cut my PB&J into shapes. I had a witch in my lunchbox at Halloween!

3 | andrea

October 4th, 2006 at 11:23 am

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Crusts are the best part of the bread! I say that like, every day. And I even use my chirpy “hey this is exciting” voice that parents are wont to use in these situations.

As if they’re going to fall for your tricks. AS IF.

p.s. Zh, so you had real sandwitches… get it sand… witch…. ? Har har.

*crickets*

4 | Sharon

October 4th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

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It’s funny I have the same debate with Nathan who is not a crust eater unless he is starving and then he’ll eat every bite. BUT what’s funnier is that my dad always left a conner of the crust out of anything he ate. He ate the rest of the crust and left that tiny bit of crust. When asked why he was told back when he was small it was sort of a way of saying I ate everything but I’m not that hungry that I ate it all. Sort of like saying there was enough food at home and it’s just sort of habit now. (when there wasn’t) AND you know what? I do it too. To the amasement of my Hubby.

5 | Sharon

October 4th, 2006 at 2:27 pm

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ON and my Mom says Sangwhiches…Drive me insane cause said it wrong for ever till I learned to spell and found out it was wrong.

;)

6 | BeachMama

October 4th, 2006 at 3:27 pm

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We are a crust family here.

I made a sandwich for my nephew to take on the airplane and know that he doesn’t like crusts, so I cut them off. Opa thought it was an outrage, he told me that he only doens’t eat crust for his Mom.

I figured I should make his trip home as pleasant as possible.

I love the way the crust holds the butter or honey or whatever is on my bread, just right.

7 | Sarakastic

October 4th, 2006 at 4:02 pm

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I am pro crust, but not by choice. My mom indocrinated me with that is where the “healthy” part is (who knew wonder bread is good for you?). It makes sense though because the crusts don’t taste good, healthy stuff doesn’t taste good, there is a strong coorelation.

8 | jen

October 5th, 2006 at 12:33 am

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crusts are the best part….and i agree about your holiday tradition – we buy everyone gifts via Heifer Intl. every year, flock of chicks, grove of trees, a pig…it’s terrific.

9 | liss76

October 5th, 2006 at 9:17 am

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We eat crusts, but sometimes #1 throws a fit and says ‘no’.

I just go along with it–scooping up the leftover crusts and tossing them out for the birds and squirrels. I figure by making it an issue, he’s bound to balk more at eating them. Initially I fought it, but found he ate them more often when I stopped pushing. Sometimes he’ll even eat the heels of the bread, but I have to make the sandwich with the crust side in so he doesn’t see it–at his request, no less! LOL

We give donations in name for the older relatives in our families, and donate to the local toy drive and food bank (though we do the food bank all year, as well–at Xmas we do a special “food bank” grocery run) with the kids for Christmas.

10 | Zhenia

October 5th, 2006 at 12:06 pm

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“real sandwitches”

A bad pun! I love you!

11 | Alison

October 5th, 2006 at 3:31 pm

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I have a really hard time with crusts. I know I should eat them, but I don’t want to. The top crust especially, which is dense and tough, I often throw out. My husband scolds me, but there it is. Crusts don’t taste good to me, and they’re hard to eat, so why force myself? Or so my thinking goes.

My grandfather noticed crusts on my plate once and told me that when he worked at the auto plant and didn’t have time to wash his hands at lunch, he would eat his whole sandwich except for the little piece in the corner held between his grimy fingers. He thought perhaps I had inherited the habit from him. :-)

12 | Chantal

October 5th, 2006 at 7:52 pm

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I raised them all the same. As good crust-eaters like their Mom. Alas, 2 eat crust and 2 don’t. Where did they even get the idea not to? The non-bread-crust-eaters also don’t eat pizza crusts.

Crazy kids. I always, always have to have the crust of fresh baked bread. Is there anything better? Erin and Meg balk, they say it’s too smooshy.

13 | Amber

October 5th, 2006 at 9:47 pm

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Oooh oooh! Let us know if she had anything to say about her surprise crust-less sandwiches! I’m so curious ;)

14 | andrea

October 5th, 2006 at 9:56 pm

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“Did you notice anything about your sandwich?” I asked Sarah eagerly. I admit, I secretly wanted her to jump into my arms. I wanted her to shout “FANK YOU MUMMY!” and hug me tight.

She was still for a moment. I repeated the question.

“I ate some of it,” she said, with heavy emphasis on the word some.

Sure enough, when I got home I disovered a soggy half-eaten crustless sandwich in her tupperware.

“So what’s this?” I asked.

“Mummy,” she said in a quiet voice. “I hate to tell you this, but I don’t like ham….

Gah!

15 | Sharon

October 6th, 2006 at 12:40 pm

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LMAO! So it’s not the crust it’s the filler.

Kids are too funny,

And you got a jem there.

16 | Daisy

October 7th, 2006 at 5:12 pm

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I used to cut my daughter”s snadwiches with a heart-shaped cookie cutter. She didn’t eat crusts, and this cut the crusts off in a cute and creative way. I really feel like I didn’t waste any more than we did by cutting off the crusts. :)

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