a peek inside the fishbowl

This is what we call The Kling Klang. BB does this to let us know she wants out of the cage.

If you hold out until the 30 second mark you’ll see how far she can get.

p.s. Ha. You also get to hear my silly pet voice. You know how your voice goes up an octave when you’re talking to your pet cats and dogs? Well, it’s the same with bird owners. *sigh*

Cherries are my Happy Fruit, my favourite fruit.

Bring me a bowl and I’ll be your friend forever.

There were two cherry trees in the backyard where I grew up in a suburb outside of Toronto. I loved them in the springtime, full of blossom and promise.

When the cherries were ripe I’d climb up into the tree and eat them right off the branch.

Biting into a cherry today brings it all back: the sound of my shoes scuffing on the tree trunk; the feel of the papery tree bark; limbs that made me wide embracing perches to sit upon; and the cherries themselves, so red they were almost black. Fat and juicy. It was a mercy to get them before the birds.

My mother told me I’d get sick if I drank milk on a stomach full of cherries. I’m not sure if there is any truth to that, but I still won’t combine potentially lethal dairy products with this lovely fruit for fear of my stomach exploding.   

My parents would pick many baskets of cherries which my mother often preserved in mason jars for us to eat during the cherryless months. The longer they sat on our basement shelf the more firmness and colour would disappear. Spooning these pale, soggy shadows of summer into dessert bowls was the saddest thing imaginable, and I never enjoyed them when they were like that.

The man from the park office probably thought we were doomed. He certainly recognized us as beginners.

I struggled to hoist the canoe down from the top rack and he kindly jumped in to intercept it before it tipped over and landed on my foot.

Mark was quietly worried that we hadn’t told anyone where we were heading. (“That’s what you’re supposed to do when you’re going on a long canoe trip,” he said. I suggested we should have left a message in the yurt.)

I know what Mark was thinking, and I know he wanted to tell the park officer where we were going but didn’t want to preface it with anything that included the words “in-case-we-don’t-show-up.” Instead he casually asked how long the trip is to the waterfalls/natural waterslide area of High Falls.

The reply: two to three hours. Only later did we think to ask whether that was ONE WAY or return.

We assumed we knew where we were going. Thankfully, Mark chose that very moment to casually point across the lake.

“So that’s the way we go, right?”

“OH NO,” said the park ranger. He pointed out a small, almost invisible part of the edge of the lake. “See that rock, that’s the way you need to go.”

We collected our things and set out.

Here’s a map to help illustrate what I’m talking about. (If I prevent ONE person from canoeing out to the wrong lake I will be very happy.)

Before I continue telling this story I’d like to point out that we have actually canoed before. We have been renting a canoe once or twice a year for 7 or 8 years. We sort of know what we’re doing but we’re not experts. We’ve certainly never portaged.

This trip included one 30m portage.

I knew it was going to be a long trip. I had my doubts, but I was willing to take the challenge.

The four of us paddled hard to cross the first lake. I had my doubts about whether we were going to make it. It was a bit of a slog. We’d almost crossed the first late (that was Grand Lake) when one of my children realized aloud that she didn’t fill up her water bottle LIKE I HAD REPEATEDLY ASKED.

And then the second child piped up, realizing the same.

I had packed our lunches and snacks/fruit for the afternoon and ONE container of water (which I estimated to hold about a litre.)

We pulled over and disembarked to mull over our dilemma. Our options were thus:

1. 1) We could turn around and go home.
2. 2) We could turn around, get water and paddle back out again.
3. 3) We could keep going.

Oh what a muddle. I was seriously annoyed with the girls for not listening to me and angry with myself and Mark for not actually checking to see whether or not they had brought water.

We figured if we rationed we could make our water last. If there was an emergency we’d have to beg water off another camper. Or drink lake water and expect a case of runs as a result.

Sarah was crying, she was so desperate to go. I looked at the map. With four of us paddling we’d crossed part of Grand Lake in about 20 minutes. I thought we could chance it. The weather was clear and the lake was so calm it was glassy smooth in some parts. I had major doubts but we decided to forge ahead.

I could practically see the headlines:

NEGLIGENT MOTHER OF TWO DIES AND LEAVES DEHYDRATED CHILDREN IN CANOE WITH A POWERBAR

Two hours later we made it to High Falls. Victory for Team Tomkins!

It is a lovely place. It’s a series of waterfalls linked together with big shoulders of rock and pools of water. Some parts make a natural waterslide, so you can slide down the slippery rock into the churn.

At the one pictured above there’s a current that takes you out a bit and you have to grab onto a rope to climb out.

Thank god we had lifejackets. The slide is a little hair-raising for little kids (and I admit, for me) but it was fun to try.

It was crowded with likeminded families (“crowded” being a relative term since living in the yurt had afforded us people-free camping) and the weather was fine.

We spent some time hanging around and exploring the pools.

Soon the sky started to cloud over and we started to make our way home, past some pretty landmarks (like this bridge from an old abandoned railway line):

… there was a bit of rough water but it was mostly smooth:

… so there was lots of time to catch tadpoles and wade in the shallow water around the edge of Grand Lake on the way home to our yurt.

It was the great day that almost didn’t happen. I wonder if the park officer was glad to see us?