a peek inside the fishbowl

If your kid gets lice it doesn’t mean they have a dirty scalp and you’re a bad mom, it just means you’re unlucky and that your kid rubbed heads or shared a pillow/hair brush/hat with a lice-infested person.

If you have fruit flies hovering around in your kitchen, it doesn’t mean you’re a slob, it means that you were unlucky enough to buy a piece of fruit at the grocery store that had fruit fly eggs on it. I bet you left a peach on the counter to ripen, the eggs hatched, and suddenly you have fruit flies. And they can be tough to get rid of.

If you ever find yourself in this boat I recommend you do two things.

Get rid of the offending fruit. Stick that peach in the fridge. Throw those ripe bananas in the freezer for future smoothies. (Better yet, rinse your fruit as soon as you get home from the grocery store.)

Make a fruit fly trap. I bet you have everything you need lying around the house already. You have to start the night before.

1) Don’t drink that last mouthful of wine in your glass. Leave it. This is your fruit fly bait.*

2) Leave the glass on the kitchen counter and stumble into bed.

3) The next morning, cover the glass with a tight layer of plastic wrap.

4) Take a toothpick and make some small holes in the top of the glass. They need to be large enough for the little buggers to crawl through, but small enough for them to not be able to escape. You might need to poke and tear a little bit.

Here’s some good news: FRUIT FLIES ARE NOT SMART.

5) Leave the covered glass on counter (or near that bowl of fruit).

Do not drink the wine.

Check the glass every once in awhile to see if the flies have taken the bait. You might need to swish the glass around every once in awhile to catch the smarter ones who didn’t fall for it and are staying on dry land. Dump your wine in the sink when all of the flies have been captured and drowned.

Death by wine! What a way to go, eh? :)

Do you have your own fruit fly remedy? Do share!

*We have since discovered that cider vinegar works even better than wine!

The girls are both at summer camp this week, a place I previously wrote about here and here. It’s a wonderful place. And I was thrilled for them, because every kid deserves to go to summer camp, and this one in particular is extra special.

As their bus pulled away on Sunday morning I knew they’d have a week teeming full of sunshine, swimming, canoeing, campfire singalongs and all sorts of campy fun with boys and girls their age.

It took me about 30 seconds before I started missing them. And I still do. This empty feeling hasn’t abated. The other day I went for a walk to clear my head and grab a coffee and I found myself in the local neighborhood toy store for cryin’ out loud. A toy store! Without my kids! Looking longingly at the $109.00 Lego Hogwart’s Express and wondering if it would make a nice welcome home present. But I didn’t buy it.

Here’s the thing about being a parent, especially a work-at-home parent. Sometimes all I want is just five geedee minutes of quiet so I can finish writing the article/story/blog post I’m working on. But oh, sweet irony, when I finally get those five minutes, nay, a giant stretch of minutes strung together like a macaroni necklace – like today – I miss the chaos. Suddenly, it’s too quiet. I miss their shouts and laughter and yes, even the interruptions, when they gleefully come running into the office to tell me about the latest antics of Betty and Veronica, or about their library book/lego sculpture/invention/magic potion/drawing.

What will we do when they leave home?

This guest post is by Erika Cuccaro.  Erika is a freelance writer based in Ottawa (she blogs too!) who loves sharing her days with her boys – 6 month old Matteo and Cooper the Cairn Terrier. She tells me that when she’s not exploring Lowertown on foot, she’s busy writing, cooking, baking, knitting, or relaxing with her husband Joe.

Sidebar: Since her post is dog-related, I couldn’t resist this opportunity to drop in a recent photo of Piper and her BFF, Coco, who hung out at our house for awhile while her doggy parents went away. Coco looks like she’s trying to burn a hole through the box of doggie treats with her eyeballs, and Piper doesn’t look very impressed at all. Cracks me up.

Anyway, thank you Erica for this great post about downtown doggy walks! It’s definitely inspired me to check out a few of these routes with Piper. As for the rest of you, read on!

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Dog-lovers with a downtown address aren’t confined to walking their dogs in a concrete wasteland or driving to the suburbs to take advantage of the Conroy or Bruce Pits. Ottawa’s Lowertown offers boundless opportunities to stretch your furry friend’s legs while you soak up vibrant culture or peace and tranquility. The four suggestions below offer countless variations; you’ll return from your walk feeling refreshed in body, mind, and spirit.

The Urban Ramble
Enjoy the sights and sounds of Ottawa’s Byward Market while you get your daily dose of exercise. Window shop down Sussex Drive’s swanky shops and art galleries, then catch the steamy notes of live jazz as they linger beneath the Rainbow Bistro (76 Murray St.). Breathe in the rich scent of garlic bread and steak frites coming from the patios along Clarence Street. If your canine companion gets thirsty, stop at one of the many dog-friendly stores, like Paper Papier (18 Clarence St.) and Funk Your Junk (110 Parent St.) that thoughtfully put out a cool bowl of water. When you’re feeling especially indulgent, sneak a treat from the doggie cookie jar at Schad (521 Sussex Dr).

Parkland Promenade
In the mood for a more serene walk? Try Major’s Hill Park. Flanked by the Parliament Buildings, the US Embassy, the National Gallery and the Byward Market, Major’s Hill Park’s well-tended gardens surround a large field that’s often full of people playing catch, enjoying a picnic, or flying a kite. A favourite park of urban dog-walkers, Major’s Hill Park also houses rabbits, squirrels, and chipmunks so dogs have lots of great smells to keep them busy. Across the street at the National Gallery (380 Sussex Dr.), your dog may be temporarily awestruck by Maman, the 30-foot spider made of bronze, stainless steel, and marble, but will soon move on to the main attraction: a wild, rocky garden artfully stark with moss, long wispy grasses and thorny bushes. Continue further up the hill behind the National Gallery and you and your furry friend will find yourselves in a two-acre park complete with lilac bushes, a view of the Ottawa River and often, other dogs to make friends with.

Government Gadabout
Who knew that Canada’s public service has so much to offer its canine citizens? At 125 Sussex Drive, the Lester B. Pearson building is HQ to the Department of Foreign Affairs and International Trade. With an enticing green front lawn and a tangle of pine trees and rose bushes in the back, your dog will follow his nose to find many groundhog holes. If a blond security guard stops you, don’t fear, he won’t ask you to leave the premises. He only wants to say hello to your dog. A small price to pay for a lovely jaunt. Across the street is the National Research Council of Canada’s Research Facilities (100 Sussex Dr.). Rabbits and groundhogs abound in the tangles of the coniferous bushes in the front yard. The property is adjacent to the Rideau Falls, where the Rideau River empties into the Ottawa River. Stop on one of the two bridges to soak in the magnificent view of the Ottawa River and the shores of Quebec. Enjoy the thunder of the water as it rushes below and feel the cool spray hit your cheeks. If all this water is too tempting for your pooch, cross over to Green Island where the grounds of Ottawa’s Old City Hall (111 Sussex Dr) afford many opportunities for your dog to wade in the Rideau River.

Mutt’s Mecca
Still craving some off-leash time? Don’t head for the suburbs just yet! Take Sussex Drive north and head east on Stanley Avenue. When you cross Union Street, you will enter into Stanley Park, a canine utopia. Tall trees border the grassy field where dogs chase each other, tennis balls, and frisbees rain or shine throughout the year. The Rideau River flows along the west side of the park and dogs often slip down the banks to swim. Along the south end of the park is a dirt path that leads to a beach for dogs that is especially popular in the summer but it has to be pretty cold before a dog will refuse a swim. A favourite with dogs, it’s also a great place for dog-lovers to meet other people who share their interests, swap stories, and pick up training tips and advice.

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Thank you Erica!

Do you have any favourite places to walk your dog here in Ottawa? If you do, please share!